Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down,
lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes,
and then says, “Dammit, I said UP.”

It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical
that the black man is superior in all factions to his white
counterpart.
Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that
previous studies indicated that the black man was
superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior
intellectually because of a smaller cranial area.
“Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter
than the white man”, he continued.
“While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress
in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do
either one of two things: 1) He will try to compete or 2) watch.”
“In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing
the black man’s meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes.
Who is smarter? The black man, of course.”

So here was this fellow from Strensall,
Whose pecker was shaped like a pencil,
Anemic, ’tis true,
But an interesting screw,
Inasmuch as the tip is prehensile.

“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways
out of this airplane…”

By Zo NicholasBest Small Business Product Shop
Best Small Business Product Shop is the latest development, and still very much in the construction stage. The Product Shop is the next step that follows up on the IT Consulting site created in 2009.
The Small Business Product Shop is a based on the WP Best eShop, a  WordPress [...]