Ute Schaedler
Web Design - Photoshop Filters

Filter Prism

Filter Ellipse

Filter Capsule

Filter Rings

Create great pictures with Photoshop Filters.

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My friend Janet, who likes stealing food from me, one day became obsessed
with my pack of Nerds (a candy).
I asked her, “Why do you keep on taking my Nerds?!”
She looked me in the eye and she said, “I like nerds.”
And I was thinking, is that supposed to mean something!?

Sent by Christina

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem
doctor” Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this
earsplitting yell.” “MY dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely
natural. I don’t see what problem is?” “The problem is,” she complained,
“It wakes me up.”

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Ute Schaedler
Frames and Borders Web Design

My post about “Web Design Frames and Borders” on Google Top 10.

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“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways
out of this airplane…”

So here was this fellow from Strensall,
Whose pecker was shaped like a pencil,
Anemic, ’tis true,
But an interesting screw,
Inasmuch as the tip is prehensile.

It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical
that the black man is superior in all factions to his white
counterpart.
Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that
previous studies indicated that the black man was
superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior
intellectually because of a smaller cranial area.
“Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter
than the white man”, he continued.
“While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress
in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do
either one of two things: 1) He will try to compete or 2) watch.”
“In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing
the black man’s meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes.
Who is smarter? The black man, of course.”

Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down,
lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes,
and then says, “Dammit, I said UP.”

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